I use nature to play turntables

I’ve helped a million Filipinos out of extreme poverty

I created Clean Up Day

I can recycle anything you throw away

I export Bangladeshi Street Art

I rent out my goats to mow your lawn

I created a blanket coat for the homeless

I cultivate my vineyards with horse power

I make 100% biodegradable chewing gum

The toys I recommend for children aren’t made by other children

I created the first medical Facebook

I protect gorillas from coltan miners

I created the Children’s Republic to keep kids off the streets.

Coral reefs have a future because of my invention

I turn your dance moves into kilowatts

You will make huge savings on water and detergent with our washing machine

I cross oceans in a boat made of jute

I put a stop to stuttering in under three days

I’m fighting Michael Jackson’s disease

I harvest thistles to make bioplastic