I use nature to play turntables

My radio show is run by crazy people

I use dogs to sniff out prostate cancer

My nets capture water from the clouds

I use ducks instead of pesticides in my rice fields

I offer an inexpensive complete check-up via telephone.

A barking mad workshop! #2

La Nuit du Clean Tag

I discovered a rich oil field in Tokyo!

I invented flexible solar panels

Your servers are cooled by my oil

I bring sunlight to those forgotten by development

I use plants to clean toxic soil

I offer gourmet dining to the poor

I heat your apartment with computing power

We're providing potable water to those in need

I created the zero waste festival

I take the elderly for a ride on rickshaws

we set up schools in the most unlikely places

I turn tilapia leather into designer shoes