I make cardboard furniture

I put your computer to work for a good cause

Learn to praise yourself

Your servers are cooled by my oil

I discovered a rich oil field in Tokyo!

I created the bank of the poor

I teach you how to be happy

I'm fighting the blood mafia with my free donation network

I give people back their smiles

I lower your electricity bill

I use dogs to sniff out prostate cancer

I transform milk bottles into designer lighting

I export Bangladeshi Street Art

My nets capture water from the clouds

I recharge my phone while getting fit

I invented a machine to dye fabric with vegetable scraps

I train rats to detect landmines

My cooker lets nothing go to waste

I created the Children’s Republic to keep kids off the streets.

I heat your apartment with computing power