My technology reduces shipping emissions 

I can recycle anything you throw away

I'm fighting the blood mafia with my free donation network

I transform sacks of fish food into chic shopping bags.

Coral reefs have a future because of my invention

I free the mental ill who have been kept in chains

I build houses out of hemp concrete

I support AIDS victims until their last breath

I stand up for men in skirts

I carry fruit and vegetables in the last mile

I created the Repair Café

I track fake medication

I created metro maps for the visually impaired

My third eye translates colours into sounds

I opened an arts school for vulnerable children

I bring light slums with our old plastic bottles

How do you like my Ugly Mug ?

Trade your steak for bugs!

I turn water from your toilet into drinking water

I rent out my goats to mow your lawn