La Nuit du Clean Tag

I grow mushrooms from your coffee grounds

I purify water with solar energy

I transform parasails into party dresses

I turn water from your toilet into drinking water

I created a blanket coat for the homeless

I grow vertical gardens

I train rats to detect landmines

I’ve helped a million Filipinos out of extreme poverty

Trash from the sea is treasure for our art

I support AIDS victims until their last breath

I put a stop to stuttering in under three days

I turn out the lights to show you another world

My radio show is run by crazy people

I free the mental ill who have been kept in chains

We transformed a bunker into a hotel

I converted my city to vegetarianism

Relax on my carpet of nails

I make you laugh out loud

Our ‘hives’ give you access to farm-fresh products for less